Reduced steroids while sporting loud hats
In Sarnath's old halls
She juggled love's balls
While Guillotine played trigonometric spats
the footballer's loan papers
dissolve in creek light
## Assessment of the Hypothesis
**1. Is this hypothesis testable or purely speculative?**
This hypothesis is primarily **speculative** with severe testability constraints. While there is active research applying thermodynamic principles to political systems, the existing work focuses on entropy models of political polarization and agent-based simulations that respect the second law of thermodynamics. The specific enzymatic catalysis analogy proposed here has no experimental precedent. 3-ketosteroid reductase is a well-characterized enzyme that catalyzes steroid reduction using NADP+ cofactors, but drawing direct parallels between biochemical cofactor requirements and political "translation work" lacks any methodological framework for measurement or validation.
**2. What existing research areas intersect with this idea?**
The hypothesis does intersect with legitimate emerging research areas:
- **Political Thermodynamics**: Recent work has developed "Thermodynamic Models of Political Systems" (TMPS) that interpret governance as energy conversion with controlled entropy generation
- **Social Physics**: Researchers have created P-V diagram analogies for political systems and shown how political cycles can resemble thermodynamic processes like Otto cycles
- **Control-Entropy Paradox**: Work exists on how intensified governmental control beyond critical points leads to diminishing returns and accelerating external disorder
However, none of this research supports enzymatic catalysis as a political metaphor. Real enzymatic systems have measurable equilibrium constants and specific cofactor binding affinities, while political systems lack analogous quantifiable parameters.
**3. Key obstacles and required breakthroughs:**
The fundamental obstacles are conceptual and methodological:
- **No operational definitions**: What constitutes political "cofactors" or "translation work" remains undefined
- **Equilibrium assumptions**: Political systems are inherently dynamic and far from thermodynamic equilibrium, unlike the controlled conditions required for enzymatic analysis
- **Scale mismatch**: Enzymatic catalysis occurs at molecular timescales with precise stoichiometry, while political processes involve emergent behaviors across vastly different temporal and spatial scales
- **Measurement impossibility**: Unlike biochemical systems where thermodynamic parameters are directly measurable, political "energy states" have no agreed-upon quantification methods
The hypothesis conflates metaphorical similarity with mechanistic equivalence, which represents a category error rather than scientific insight.
**PLAUSIBILITY rating: [Physically Implausible]**